How to survive heat waves in New York City housing*:
1. Keep blinds closed.
2. Aim fan directly at your head.
3. Find air conditioning wherever possible.
4. Drink water or some other cool beverage frequently.
And
5. Whip out the tank tops, shorts, and sunglasses!
*Rain dances may also improve presence of clouds, but do not be disappointed when the rain gods laugh in your face, create a bit of drizzle, then crank up the thermostat for good measure.
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